YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU
Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.
I wish I had a flower crow
umm… do you mean flower crown?
did i stutter
Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.
DID HE SURVIVE
who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna
YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.